“A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.” ~ Willy Wonka
“In antiquity the sage kings recognized that men’s nature is bad and that their tendencies were not being corrected and their lawlessness controlled.” ~ Xun Zi
“I like stirring things up. I’m on the side of the kids more than I am on the adults. And occasionally I find some adults that have that same mischievous streak, so I don’t get in too much trouble.” ~ William Joyce
ďIf monkey became a man, then a man can become a hero.??? ~ Amit Kalantri†
“Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…” ~ Wade Wilson
“Dude, I had to hack that off to save you from zombie germs. You should totally put me on your Christmas card list.” ~ Wade Wilson
“WAIT! You may be wondering why the red suit. Well, that’s so bad guys don’t see me bleed.” ~ Wade Wilson†
“You have any idea how hard it is to find a joint that’ll serve a guy in a mask and bandolier? They won’t even let me into Taco Bell!” ~ Wade Wilson†
“II eat the uncertainty principle for breakfast. I was born the original loose cannon. — and I am one unpredicitible feather-pluckin’ walrus! Koo-koo-ka-freakin’-choo!” ~ Wade Wilson
“Cool! They have a baby seal exhibit! See, I told you we should have brought my club, but noooo, you didn’t want to carry it in your purse!” ~ Wade Wilson
“Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.” ~ Malcolm de Chazal
An oldie but a goodie!
“Zippty do dah, zippty-ay, Iím gonna blow all you dirtbags away. Plenty of bullets Iím gonna spray, Zippty do dah, zippty-ay” ~ Wade Wilson
With the Deadpool movie coming out this week, could there have been any other choice?† Please Mr. Reynolds don’t screw up Deadpool!!!
†”We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.” ~ Fezzik
“I fear no man, no beast or evil, brother. ~ Hulk Hogan
Originally my plan was to have the last shot of the week a battle between Andre the Giant and Hulk Hogan, but then I decided against it.† I did like this test shot however so I figured lets give all my fans a bit of a bonus!